Name: Susie Skrew
Hometown: Jersey
Age: 24
Weight: 127
Height: 5’4” or 5’9” with hair
Signature Move: “The Head Bang”

During a “mishap” while auditioning to dance in a Whitesnake video, Susie Skrew was cryogenically frozen in dry ice. Her body was discovered by police in a trunk in Tawnee Kitaen’s shoe closet as they searched it after her arrest for assault. Once thawed, she decided to pick up where she had left off: pursuing her dream of crawling on all fours across a stage to lick an ice cube just like her hero, Lita Ford. Unfortunately, the demise of hair metal, the fattening of Brett Michaels, and the lack of acid wash jeans at her disposal have forced her to take out her bitterness on the uncool sluts and preppies in BLOWW. Years of huffing hairspray have made this fallen angel as high as her bangs, but she can still rock you like a hurricane (just make sure she has a pack of camels, a bottle of jack and Shout at the Devil on the tape deck). She has a soft spot for any ballads sung by a guy in lipstick.

BLOWW Record - 12 - 5 - 0