Wrestler X - Currently being questioned at Guantanamo Bay.
The Skank - Was slipped one too many roofies by that coniving
Muffy Winters, who snuck into her crack den to steal the belt.
Outraged, The Skank refused to return to BLOWW and decided she
would be more appreciated giving handjobs to Scientologists.
Yeah, we don't get it either.
Coach Schwetty - Discovered the importance of hygiene, finally,
and eventually mustered up the courage to propose to her life
partner. Is now honeymooning in Hawaii, where she plans to open
a furry snatch friendly spa.
Jean Claude Benet - After the former champ was shamed from
losing the belt to that no good cheating gymnast, and suffering
losses to old ladies and failed beauty queens (ahem, that's
MISS Ann Thropic to you), she finally had enough, broke down,
and is now trying to find her true self through kick boxing
and Hagendaas.
Pocahardass - After recieving a peace offering of small pox
from Calamity Pain, she's pretty much dead. But the brave warrior
died with her honor, and still has her championship belt. That
bitch!
Tammy Tagalong - Was pregnated by her lover, Mary Lou Wretched,
who for some reason grew a penis from steroid abuse. She was
promptly taken away by Sister Christian to Sister Mary Chastity's
Home for Wayward Girls.
Vicious Velma - Come on, people! She's old! What the hell did
you think, she could actually keep up with us whipper snappers?
We shipped her off to an old folks home, so we didn't have to
change her diapers anymore, and it would be easier to ignore
her.
