| Name:: Tinker Hell
Hometown:: Never Ever Land
Height:: Pocket Size
Weight:: 3.5 oz
Age:: 103
Signature move:: The Wand Up
Finally bored with waiting for all the boys to grow up, Tinker
Hell left home and flew straight on ‘til evening until she
reached the back alleys of Boston. She amused herself for a few
weeks with common pranks (the old piss
in the apple juice trick), and giving people nightmares, but this
soon felt about as lame as babysitting a bunch of prepubescent hooligans.
Tinker Hell knew she had found her calling when she was flying
past a window late one Saturday night and spied the ladies of BLOWW
ripping up the mats. She was sure it was the perfect venue to showcase
a fairy’s true acrobatic trickery and fiery spells.
According to wikipedia, “the extremes in her personality
are explained by the fact that a fairy's size prevents her from
holding more than one feeling at a time.” That’s why
there’s no such thing as fair play when you’re riding
Tinker Hell’s emotional rollercoaster.
You’d better hide your Darlings, because hell hath no fury
like a woman scorned, but Tinker Hell hath all that fury packed
into her magic wand. Believe.
BLOWW record:: 1 - 2 - 0
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