| Name:: Dirk Martins
Hometown:: Lil Peeps Dee, SC
Age:: Stoned Age
Weight:: approximately 15 cases of Rolling Rock or 1 keg of PBR
Height:: 5'9" and rising
Signature Move:: the Call Me.
Hailing from Lil Peeps Dee SC, Dirk Martins was working the grill
at
the Waffle House and made the Breakfast Calendar as Mr. March Biscuits
N' Gravy when bad credit at the flophouse caught-up with him and
he was forced to jet out of town to do animal porn. On a shoot in
Boston Harbor with a cod piece, Dirk came across the women of BLOWW
and realized that cold fish and donkey ass just wasn't doing it
any longer. Being a guerrilla artist he made some signs, took his
clothes off and has been Ringboy ever since...but we all know he's
mostly just out for free beer.
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