| Name:: Dewey Decimate
Hometown:: Elyria, OH
Age: 47
Weight:: less than the (unabridged) Oxford English Dictionary
Height:: 5'5"
Signature Move:: "The Late Fee"
Miss Decimate spent years without incident working as a public
librarian until the stress of dealing with inconsiderate patrons
left her completely unhinged.
A repetitive strain injury put her shushing finger temporarily
out of commission. Powerless to combat the swarms of loud gum chewers,
cell phone users, and kids without headphones watching youtube on
the public computers, Dewey snapped one afternoon while processing
a stack of overdue books (all with torn dust jackets and ripped
pages!!!).
She vowed revenge on library patrons everywhere. Although it's
evident that most members of B.L.O.W.W. have never been to a library,
it's not called blind rage for nothing.
She went to the 700s (Arts and Recreation) and memorized every
wrestling book in the collection. Now you'd better not let her catch
you mistreating the written word.
BLOWW record:: 1 - 2 - 0
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