The Boston League of Women Wrestlers

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Muffy porn released by Ninja Ho! Ho claims she found the photo at the library while being a ho and definitely not reading. Muffy is pissed! Watch them duke it out at O'briens.

UPCOMING SHOWS

Friday April 17, 2009 Obrien's, Allston

May 2009 Great Scott, Allston(pending)

Welcome to violence.

Separately, we are the women scorned, and hell hath no fury like us. We come at you like a tornado of teeth and pulling hair. And we do it to a solid beat and guitar riff that will straighten your pubes. Together, we are the Boston League of Women Wrestlers (BLOWW).

There’s no kiddie pool filled with mud, Jello, or KY Jelly. Just a mat, and some asses kicked. This ain’t HBO’s Real Sex, and it sure as shit ain’t Kaiju Big Battle. We’re like the older brother who buys their kid brother cigarettes and porn.

You want Burlesque? Take your Pabst Blue Ribbon and trucker hats and pretend to be bored somewhere else. Prepare to be BLOWWn away, as we pop your feeble mind like a zit before prom.

Imagine the WWF (yes, WWF, and we don’t mean the panda ass-sniffing foundation) with girls who have drank one too many Budweiser’s, body slamming each other to ruckus rock and roll, and you might have an idea of what we are about. All this goes down to the face-melting Rock and Roll of Panty Raid. They're big in Japan, look it up.

We got too lazy printing our own shit, so we have cafe press do it for us. Want a spiffy BLOWW trucker hat? How about a thong? Lots of other kickass merch. Great gifts for your lousy friends and family, and even better souviners of the shows you never go to, or are too drunk to remember (oh wait, that's us).

It's Patriotic to buy stuff. Hurray capitalism!

WANNA BECOME A BLOWW GAL?

Hey Ladies, wanna fuck shit up? Then come on and try out for BLOWW. Email us at bloww@blowwboston.com.

We'll send you info on our next practice and go from there.

(We're flattered that men want to wrestle our ladies, but please don't respond looking to get in the ring with us.)

BLOWW WANTS YOU!

...To be our merch person. We need someone outgoing, wants to have fun, see the shows for free, and doesn't mind sitting down and selling the shit out of our Merch. We'd do it ourselves, but we're too big for that.

HEY FELLAS...

Ok, so you wanna be a part of BLOWW, but you can't play an instrument, and you don't have a vagina. Well, don't fret, we have room for you...be a BLOWW Ring Boy. What does a BLOWW ring boy do, you ask? The Ring Boy is very simular to a Ring Girl - parade around in skimpy clothes holding Round Number signs. We'll provide the thong, if you're willing to wear it. Must be uninhibited, and willing to have fun with a bunch of rowdy, drunken babes. Just email us if you're interested!